I am writing to you with utmost gratitude.
Because man you is one great dude.
As I sit and ponder I think of rhymes, my good man.
Man I saw that girl and all I gotta say is D**N.
Formally Slanged shows the difference in formality.
When I be talking like this though it is just the normality.
Formal is beautifully eloquent don’t you know.
Man slang the best way to speak bro.
Formal is professional while slang is odious.
Man you weak you can’t touch this.
Ima cut you off because I'm still going.
Be speaking in slang and always flowing.
How dare you beckon me with such disrespect.
Musn’t back off you shall get decked.
Now go sit alone while I bask in the sunlight.
Formal speaking is just simply delight.
Man Ima end this fool.
All these ladies think I’m supa cool.
Now back it up you old man.
Go back home and chill wit gran.
How dare you speaketh of granny.
I am destroying you right now, slice your hammy.
Ima stop you there, this battle’s over
Now Ima leave you in da dust in my range rover.
I guess there is no coming back from this.
I fought a gallant battle, threw every fist.
Slang is just better as he bested me.
I guess I better go home and drink my tea.
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