Mr. Christian “Money” Gabriel
Christian Gabriel, or “C-Gabe” to his friends, was born on April 3, 2006. He has lived in Madison his entire life, moving here as a baby. He works at The Office as a cook and says, “The most rewarding part is the money”. When asked to complete the statement “I recommend…” he finished it with “eating at the Office because it’s a cool place… support the local businesses.” If you gave Christian 5 million dollars to spend, he would invest 40 percent of it into stocks and put the rest towards CDs (Certificate of Deposit) at the bank. He listens to all types of music, most notably jazz and pop. Christian has two unique features - no appendix because it had to be removed during sixth grade and he has double-joined fingertips.
One of the things that comes easily to Christian is staying up late, and he enjoys playing various sports games during these late nights to help destress. Some of his favorite video games are NHL, Madden, and Red Dead Redemption. Christian also has a short bucket list of two items: skydiving and cliff diving. If he could be any character in a movie, Christian picked Draco Malfoy because they look alike. He also joked that the best character to describe him would be Batman, but Christian changed his answer to Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes. Christian also enjoys the color sky blue, the steaks from The Office, and the movie Gladiator. He would pick flying if he could have any superpower, because then he could travel anywhere. Numbers 15 and 60 are Christian’s lucky numbers because one of his favorite players wears #15 and he wore #60 on his jersey. He is afraid of the bottom of the ocean because we haven’t fully mapped it, but he still would like to explore it someday.
After high school, Christian plans on going to college to study accounting to try and get a job as a public accountant or go into stocks; It’s a good thing his favorite classes are math and accounting. In 10 years, Christian wants to be an accountant. He would also prefer to live in a beach house rather than a farmhouse. Christian would prefer to live somewhere peaceful too and full of trees, somewhere like Maine. Christian Gabriel lives by the quote, “God Speed” and when asked to advise the underclassmen he said, “Study, don’t slack off”.