Many people have a lot of questions about life. Some of you may be wondering: Is the multi-verse real? How much of our identities are already stolen by the government? Is the Earth flat? I’ll tell you the bad news first - I do not know the answers to those questions. However, I can offer the best explanation for these inquiries. This month, in view of the queen’s death, I will shed light on the mysterious subject of Princess Diana’s death. As you may know, it was recently the 25th anniversary of the princess’s catastrophic, accidental car crash - or was it accidental? Let’s time travel back two decades and pick apart what really happened that night.
Just after midnight on August 31, Princess Diana, her boyfriend, Dodi al-Fayed, and his bodyguard got in a Mercedes driven by Henri Paul. During the drive, outrageous paparazzi followed their car to pursue the gorgeous princess. In an attempt to get rid of the chasers, the driver went twice the speed limit, lost control of the vehicle, and hit a pillar in the center of the highway. Only the bodyguard lived. Upon later inspection, the driver had an elevated presence of alcohol in his blood, almost three times over the French legal limit. This poses the question: Why would the ‘people’s princess’ get into the car if she knew the driver was drunk?
But wait - there’s more. Princess Diana did not die upon impact. In fact, she was awake after the initial crash and apparently cried out “My God, what’s happened?” before letting her eyes drop and lose consciousness. Moments later, paramedics arrived at the scene, but instead of rushing Diana to the hospital, they stayed there. Reporters claim the professionals had to “assess her injuries” and “locate a hospital to treat her extensive wounds.” Now let’s just think about that. I have watched a lot of Grey’s Anatomy in my life - enough to know that when you can get the patient out of the trauma site, you immediately bring them to the closest hospital. So why would they wait an hour before deciding to drive to not the nearest hospital, but one farther away from the site?
These two facts in accordance with each other are proof of a third party involved in the scene. Some people believe that the Secret Intelligence Service, or M16, was behind the death.
I believe this is the best explanation: the doctors treating her were in collusion with the security forces. The M16 made sure Henri Paul was drunk in order to crash the car. Then, paramedics deliberately prioritized treatment at the scene over moving the patient to a hospital, intentionally killing the princess. I know, I know, it’s crazy. But is it?